| {10} june the 23rd, 2004 |
[23 Jun 2008|11:34pm] |
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This certainly gives Ministry workers a bad name. For shame.
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| {009} june the 18th, 2004 |
[18 Jun 2008|05:39pm] |
My 24 hours of renewed adolescence were just as miserable as I remember them being during the 8 years I lived through it.
I'd rather have been an uncomfortably attractive woman again, if given the choice.
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| {007) 8 june 2004. |
[08 Jun 2008|01:50pm] |
To all the integration supporters. I know you will never read this, but it makes me feel better to write it:
Please sit down and ponder the consequences of your idiocy before doing anything else. Five minutes should do, but more is acceptable. I'm sure we all wish everyone could hold hands and get along and sing some songs, but that is not how it works in the real world. We have enough problems of our own to deal with without being expected to solve the Muggles' on top of it. It also bears mentioning that once upon a time, they tried to burn us.
Thank you.
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| {006} 29 may 2004. |
[29 May 2008|09:04am] |
What's the solution to our societal problems? Make it easier for the drunks to get drunker. Of course. I'll never understand what's wrong with sobriety and finding drugs boring, because watching people stumbling about, vomitting, or running around like their pants are on fire, I've come to the conclusion that I am, in fact, the clear winner in this situation.
As if I needed further convincing, I do believe I just saw the Minister for Magic's own son wander past without any clothes on.
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| {005} 17 may 2004 |
[17 May 2008|04:25pm] |
I am very attractive today.
How do I get rid of it?
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| {004} 8 may 2004 |
[08 May 2008|09:23am] |
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Holy sod I believe I have finally been poisoned. I can't breathe. That or there is an incompetent cook that needs to be fired. They need to be fired in either case. Where can one find several gallons of water at short notice?
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| {003) 1 may 2004 |
[02 May 2008|12:34am] |
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I love departmental meetings. I love the possibility of my shadow turning into an actual doppelgänger that might turn on me at some point. I love the soggy chips I had for dinner tonight. I love political correctness gone mad. I love the 3rd world joining the EU. I love May Day. I say I love it--I tolerate it. I say I tolerate it--what I really want is all the drunk people to shut up and fuck off so I can get some work done. If the nude Scots outside my window could go first, that would be great. This is an important report.
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| {002} 19 april 2004 |
[19 Apr 2008|07:16pm] |
I look like Little Orphan Annie.
This is a marginal improvement over being tailed by a horse for an entire day last week.
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| {001} 10 april 2004 |
[10 Apr 2008|04:34am] |
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Oh, yes. Hilarious. Chocolate frogs everywhere to melt on the floors and furniture and trip everyone just trying to walk down the road for a morning cup of coffee. Ha ha ha. Almost as hilarious as that jungle last week. I'm cracking up over here. It hurts. Making everyone's lives just that much more miserable for no discernible reason is very clever. What better way to spend your time. I'm so glad I moved here. It's a party every goddamn day.
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